FREE MEAT MIST LP

If there are any freaks interested in obtaining a MEAT MIST LP, they are now FREE!!!!

I'm only asking for a little money to afford to ship them where every these freaks may be.

Email soitoldthemto@aim.com and we can work it out

BUTCHERSHOP SLAUGHTER

We haven't played show in like three months now!!!

Been slaughtering beast riffs for some fresh cuts.  Got a new LP with these cuts on the way.  A possible 3 or so more minutes of meat than the last one!!!  Maybe more if we shit out more riffs.

For now I leave you with a review of the last one so you can use your imagination for what the next LP might have for you.

From our buddy ROB



"I’ve decided to let a special guest sum this LP up. Here’s my wife with a poem:
“I’m real mad. Probably can’t shit. Cephalopod. Awk Awk Awk. Vaginal beast infection.”
Well there ya’ go. I had to tear her away from Instagraming cat photos and a champagne breakfast for this. She was also wearing a Swans shirt complete with dried sriracha stains. Quite fitting, really. (RSF)"


With that being said....


WE ARE TOO BROKE TO PUT OUT THE NEXT RECORD!!!

Does anyone know any rich people that will do it?

Wanna go halfsies or something?
HELP!

LYFE

We're trying to lock ourselves in the butchershop as often as we can making up new notes. New sounds for the next LP are fucking WILD!

One of the newer songs is on a KC compilation that we just put out, we're in the middle of celebrating the release this weekend.  The sounds we have on this tape we were playing on the last tour so it's not quite as fresh as all the weird shit we have going on now.

http://www.xopress.bandcamp.com/album/kcmo-all-freak-no-leash-compilation

ANYWAY no plans for a tour right now, just hanging out in the butchershop.  SOMEONE got a JOB so who knows now.

Everyone is back in town again, so that means summer chillllll on the porch and hanging in the butchershop working hard to make a new record.

AND LOCAL SHOWS WOOOO

At least we get cool bands to come to KC while we're stuck here!

Spring MEAT TOUR

Gonna work out a couple weeks touring the midwest!  Stephen has some magic super smart guy class on Mondays, so we're going to come back to KC for his class.... THEN LEAVE

February
26 Oklahoma City @ Bad Granny's w Chud, Glow God
27 Austin @ Beerland w/ Naw Dude, Marriage, Air Traffic Controllers
28 San Antonio @ Menchaca house w/ Headache, Lord, Slab
March
1 Houston @ East Side Social Center BIRTHDAY BASH
2. Denton @ Bruiser's Dojo w/ Dirty Work (KC BROZ) Blotter, Mean and Ugly, Sin Motivo
3 Wichita  @ Paul HAUS  w/ Knifewound, The Serpent Overloard
5 Iowa City @ The Mill w/ NERV and Los Voltage
6 Minneapolis @ MEDUSA w/ Cokskar
7 Milwaukee @ SCHEME CITY w/ Life Puzzler, Soup Moat, Pansy
8 Chicago @ Plaines Project w/ Oozing Wound, Slag
9 Bloomington @ The Ream w/ Dracula Pils, The Tiger, Brains and Teeth
10 St. Louis @Mushmaus  w/ Braining, Pink Socks, Britches

CAN NOT WAIT
more updates as everything comes together.  ALSO, expect more new music before this tour.  TWISTED SHIT TOO.

MEAT/MORSE

FINALLY FINISHED THE MEAT MIST/ MORSE split tape

If you live under a rock and haven't heard it yet, here it is!
http://xopress.bandcamp.com/album/meatmist-morse-split-cassette
http://morse666.bandcamp.com/

...

$6 ships it anywhere in the USA
meatmist@yahoo.com to discuss!

for EURO FREAKS talk to the MORSE sweethearts PAIN FRITTES RECORDS
http://painfrite.blogspot.com/

MEAT UPDATE

!!!!TIME FOR AN UPDATE!!!!

On the Meat Front

Meat Mist/Morse split tape is all recorded, just needs to get all put together
Can be heard HERE:

http://xopress.bandcamp.com/album/meatmist-morse-split-cassette

I dunno if the Morse side is up yet, BUT it's awesome!!!

We've all been in and out of town since Meat Tour and have been SUPER inactive other than a couple local shows while we're all here.

Stephen is actually on tour right now with his band Regret, The Informer to promote their new 7" that XO PRESS just released

Looking fancy RIGHT?!

Once December rolls around we'll all be in town again and planning the next release/tour for early next year.

LYFE AFTER TOUR

HOLY SHIT we went from the Nothing To Lose tour to WHY AM I GOING BACK HOME?! tour.

All the shows were SICK!! We got to hang out with lots of old friends and make really great new ones. We even managed to come out on top instead of being in the usual TOUR DEBT.

THANK YOU EVERYONE WE MET OR EVEN CAME TO A SHOW WE PLAYED.

Here's a few pictures that oughta explain a few things about how much fun we had.

RADICAL BANDS WE PLAYED WITH THAT YOU NEED TO HEAR: 

Scaphe, Soup Moat, Flip Shit, Heavy Medical, Wiccans, Britches, Trauma Harness, Rat Heart, Japanese Women, Deism, Side Fx, White Walls, Public Housing, Lord, Naw Dude, Bath Salts, Chud, Gay Uncle

ANYWAY

Finished recording 5 tracks for a split with MORSE from Lyon, France

Gonna post that SOON

Your eyes do not deceive you... The Meat Mist SMUT LP is here and READY TO BE YOURS!!!!

WE LEAVE FOR TOUR IN A WEEK!!!!
Lets hang out. get some pizza. get beerweed and listen to records.

MEAT TOUR UPDATE

4/14OF OUR NEW LP is up on our bandcamp now!!
 http://meatmist.bandcamp.com/

HOLY SHIT this tour is gonna RULE!


LP RELEASE SHOW
JULY 24th KCMO @ Eastwingw/ SPRAY PAINT (Austin NOIZROCK) White Slave, and Faultfinder


MEAT MIST NOTHING TO LOSE TOUR


JULY 27 Omaha@ The Middle House w/ Scaphe, Powerslop
JULY 28 MINNEAPOLIS @Medusa w/ Much Worse, Safewords
JULY 29 Milwaukee @Quarters w/ Screaming Females, Soup Moat, Lets Play God, Totally Gay Cop
JULY 30 Champaigne @Red Herring w/ BOREAS, Bailout, Dino Bravo
JULY 31 Normal @ Marilyn Mansion
AUGUST 1 Lansing, MI @ 4th Culture Studios w/ Texas Instruments, Borrowed Time, DSS
AUGUST 2 Cleveland !!!NEED HELP!!!
AUGUST 3 Syracuse @ Badlands w/ Death Camp, Flip Shit, Natural Selection
AUGUST 4 Allston, mass@ w/ Districts, Matahari, Strike to Survive
AUGUST 5 NYC@ CHarleston w/ My America
AUGUST 6 Phillidelphia @Underground Arts w/ Wiccans, Heavy Medical, Cop Problem, Britches(stl) 
AUGUST 7 Atlantic City @ Boneyard
AUGUST 8 Columbus @ Legion of Doom
AUGUST 9 Cincinatti @Kirby House w/WHITE WALLS (12" release)
AUGUST 10 Indianapolis@ Skull Mannor
AUGUST 11 St. Louis @ No Coast sk8 shop w/ Shaved Women, Trauma Harness
AUGUST 12 Birmingham @ TBA w/ Japanese Women
AUGUST 13 New Orleans @ EUCLID records
AUGUST 14 Houston @ SuperHappyFUnLand w/ A N G S T
AUGUST 15 SAN ANTONIO @Houseshow
AUGUST 16 AUSTIN @29th street Ballroom w/ Naw Dude, Bath Salts, ghetto girls
AUGUST 17 DENTON @houseshow w/ Innards
AUGUST 18 OKC @Bad Grannies w/ CHUD, GRGAUGUST 19 COLUMBIA/MO @Hair Hole w/ Gay Uncle, Coward 

Get ahold of us here or e-mail meatmist@yahoo.com for any help suggestions or WHATEVER!!! Help us bring these KC vibrations EVERYWHERE!

AUDIO VISUAL

VIDEO BY BRITT ADAIR @ THE BUTCHERSHOP

MEAT MIST LP & SUMMER TOUR

!!!We finished tracking 14 songs for an LP we're gonna put out with our label XO PRESS!!!

Finishing mixing it up, dunno when the actual release will be BUT it's before our tour we're putting together for this summer!!!

BEEF AND BROCCOLI TOUR 2012

JULY 27 Iowa City 
JULY 28 MINNEAPOLIS 
JULY 29 Milwaukee
JULY 30 CHICAGO
JULY 31 NORMAL
AUGUST 1 DETROIT/LANSING/GRANDRAPIDS
AUGUST 2 Cleveland
AUGUST 3 Syracuse
AUGUST 4 Albany/Boston/PRovidence
AUGUST 5 NY
AUGUST 6 PHILI
AUGUST 7 Pittsburg
AUGUST 9 COlumbus/ Cincinatti
AUGUST 10 Indianapolis 
AUGUST 11 St. Louis
AUGUST 12 Memphis/little rock/ Jackson?!
AUGUST 13 New Orleans 
AUGUST 14 Houston 
AUGUST 15 AUSTIN
AUGUST 16 DENTON/ FT WORTH
AUGUST 17 OKC
AUGUST 18 COLUMBIA


Some of this is worked out, SOME OF IT IS NOT!!! If you wanna help us MEAT your city 
this summer MEATMIST@YAHOO.COM us and lets fucking hang out!


AUDIO-VISUALS SOON

AUDIO VISUAL PRODUCTION ON THE WAY

Spent an evening misting the butchershop and worshiping the flesh.

ALSO! Started recording the SMUT LP.  CAN NOT WAIT to get this shit on wax, baby.

TOUR PLANS TO BE ANNOUNCED IN THE NEXT WEEK 

KEWL MEAT

Been working on a weekend trip with some success,  Going to IOWA CITY May 19th to play with SHAVED WOMEN & SLUT RIVER.

Planning on working out a tour at the very end of summer, gonna work it out after we record this week.

Recording for our LP in a few days in my neighbor's basement. like 13 songs?! expect us to try and drag it to your town

XO PRESS is trying to save up the dough to put it out ourselves for TOUR we're workin out at the end of summer.  Goin pretty well cuz we got all these RAD KC TAPES.

ATTENTION SEEKER 4/20 just put together and half of them are already gone!

HEAR THAT SHIT HERE

LYFE IS TYGHT

everything is so much fun!

HEY YOU WICKED WILD CRAZY HEAD

We're doing a show for SISTER FUCKER, GENERATION, and more Iowa city budz  LOS VOLTAGE tomorrow

Plans to visit Iowa May19th with Shaved Women?!!! fucking SICKKK

Recording our LP next month LOTS OF NEW JAMS

 GOTTA SAVE DOUGH TO PRESS THIS BAD MOTHER FUCKER

XO PRESS has a BUNCH of shit coming out real soon too : Human Error tape, Attention Seeker tape, All Blood tape, and something else too  all leading up to us doing our MEAT LP

NOW

Stephen left, then i left, then Stephen left again.... BUT NOW WE'RE ALL HERE in KCMO

Did our first show in FOREVER with SUPER SONIC PISS

UHHHHH

Also recorded all of our new sounds before I left and it can be HURD HUR
http://xopress.bandcamp.com/album/sludged-blood-demo

Gonna put some of that on a BIG LONG record soon, maybe some on a split?! you know how that stuff goes.

ANY QUESTIONS?!
meaymist@yahoo.com
YEAH 4 TRACK jams

XO PRESS

Our collectively run tape label whatever is on the go

XO PRESS


ALL THE TRACKS UP ON A BANDCAMP THAT'S LINKED UP THERE.  


For Physical copies of any of the tapes message xo.tapes@gmail.com


The TROOST DIY COMPILATION- 24 bands from KCMO all living within a mile of eachother WILD PILE OF RAD TRACKS!!!!


The BOREAS s/t tape


The Regret, The Informer HAET US tape


XO is also going to reissue/has reissued tapes from Demon Horse, White Slave, and Meat Mist and who knows what else yet!!!


REGRET, THE INFORMER is on tour right now going westUSA SEE THEM!!!

TROOST DIY FEST/COMP

WILD SUCCESS can be reported from this past weekend.  Lots of weirdos who live in the same city and hadn't ever met were on top of their mingle and some rubbed their dingles in a big pile of positive vibes.

Thank you KC friends and lunatics for making the fest/comp weekend everything we all hoped it could be!

Will be posting the XO PRESS bandcamp link up here once I get the compilation tape and Boreas tape up.

COOL SHIT IN KCMO!!!

REALLY COOL SHIT HAPPENING IN OUR PART OF KC RIGHT NOW!!!

TROOST DIY FEST
http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/261931187190226/

Dec 16-18th  @ Manheiman, Gravyard, & AssholeCastle

AND

TROOST DIY COMPILATION
http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/192256307526531/


BOTH will feature bands that are from our block.  KC has three house spaces three blocks from eachother all full of rock n' roll boys and girls, and TONS of musicians living and practicing within the mile of that.  The fest and compilation tape will doccument all of these bands in one big SHABANG!

The compilation will also be the first release from XO PRESS! Stephen's/our tape label/distro/WILD PARTY

More info, flyers, songs to come!

DEC 2nd show with MIAMI DOLPHINS

More pals from Minneapolis!!!

MIAMI DOLPHINS

http://themiamidolphins.bandcamp.com/

The Supersonic Piss/the Liz show was FUCKING AWESOME!!!

http://supersonicpiss.bandcamp.com/

http://theliztheliz.bandcamp.com/

Their split tape is really intense.

Really awesome meating all of them too. Hopefully more fun together sooner than later.